A fake vampire, or "shampire"
A vampire who wants your credit card details, or "scampire"
A vampire who sleeps in a tent, or "campire"
An illuminated vampire, or "lampire"
Count Dracewela's child, or "lambpire"
A vampire who's the empress of a bunch of footstools, or "the ottoman empire"
A slightly wet vampire, or "dampire"
A vampire wearing glittery makeup and tight leather jeans, or "glampire"
A vampire who assists with wheelchair accessibility, or "rampire"
A Biblical vampire, or "Father Abrahampire"
A vampire who's won the Olympic gold, or "champire"
A vampire who's giving you salacious looks, or "Count Draculeer"
A vampire sweet potato, or "yampire"
Whoa-oah, Black Betty, bamalampire
A vampire who lives under the sea, or "clampire"
Come on and slampire, and welcome to the vampire
A vampire who played Don Draper, or "John Hammpire"
A vampire who moves on rails, or "trampire"
A vampire who walks really heavily, or "stampire"
A vampite who's trying to bamboozle you out of your hard-earned money, or "flimflampire"
A vampire who lives in your computer, or "programpire"
A lycanthrope who lives in your computer without permission, or "malwarewolf"
A vampire who used to be a French lady, or "madamepire"
A vampire that must be taken in silence, or "exampire"
A vampire who's all about that #selfie, or "Instagrampire"
@Murkrow sounds like a insta grampa vampire tbh
